oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.