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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.

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  i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...

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  it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball

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• (530): View more from California

  I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist

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• (408): View more from California

  I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Shriek

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.

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