I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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