Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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