The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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