Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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