i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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