I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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