True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Randomize