Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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