Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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