That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
