i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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