from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
either way he was missing a nipple.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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