I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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