My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
