porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Alive.
So much puke
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
