apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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