Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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