I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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