Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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