I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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