Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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