do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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