: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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