honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
oh yeah. preciate
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
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i wish peter jackson would direct porn
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!