Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.