first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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