Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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