At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Did I show you my penis last night?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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