its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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