I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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