you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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