the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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