No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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