He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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