I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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