It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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