My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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