just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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