And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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