3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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