I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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