she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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