You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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