FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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