Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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