i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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