we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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