i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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