Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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