My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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