Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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