Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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