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You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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